Really hard one, cant get it... Hadron collider and other stuff.?

If I am gay and I have white T shirt with large G on it what is the point having fridge with only one door what do not even look like oven ? My sister told me that everything is relative and if more i think, more thicker the rope become and more carpet baked pineapples she get and it all eventually will make the large hadron collider make things what only unicorns can dream of in batch. What does this mean ? Can anyone explain me ? What is answer to question and what does that mean what my sister said ? Thanks !