Can Someone Write Me A Song ? im willing to pay $1000 or more :)?

I'm a up and coming Singer ` and I have a audition pretty soon but I don't have a original song I try to write songs but everytime I attempt to I fail so can someone write one for me and ill pay $1000 or more depending on how good the song is .. so email me @tyannacollins93@yahoo.com or comment your email or text me 708-510-7384 HELP PLEASEE !