What is the craziest question anyone has ever asked you about dogs?

It blows my mind when people come on here and ask the most incredibley basic questions, it always leaves me wondering what other major care issues they are missing. What's the craziest thing you have ever been asked about dogs? My APBT travels with me for work (9 months on the road at a time, he's a champ) I once had a person stop to pat him and claimed that all pit bulls are paranoid schizophrenic- worst part- she owned two!