What can a lazy guy like me do about cooking? Can you recommend a cookbook?

I'm so, so very lazy. Often I only have one meal a day just to get by because I'd rather be sitting on my *** or doing work at the last second. I feel like allot of my problems stem from not having enough energy simply from lack of eating. Not only that, but I'm a high school student so I don't have allot of money at all. Can you guys recommend me a cookbook that is fine for a lazy dude like me? I looked all over, but I can't really seem to come up with anything relevant to my situation. I would greatly appreciate it, and thank you in advance.