A Christmas Song where a man is singing about stuff and the woman is talking and laughing?

I need serious help! I need to find out who sings this song before it kills me. PLEASE HELP! I do know that in the song he's very kinda sad acting and she's all hick and hyper. I do remember her talking about the sears catalog and her sons milk money but that's about it. if you could please help me find out what this song is called. I think it's country but idk.