What is the dumbest most unreasonable write-up you have ever gotten at a job?

mine would be that my co-worker saw this huge bug and told the manager to check this bug out. i was literally standing right by him when he told her to come over and check it out. i took a glance and so did the manager. after a good looking.. or two. she finally said "alright lets get back to work." later that night she called me into the office with a full write-up referral set up for me to sign about how i would rather be looking at bugs instead of doing my job.