How do I remedy a shameful experience?

Today, I decided to go to a kids choir program just for funsies. While wheeling my way on over there, I decided to stop at Taco Bell for a quesadilla with extra cheese. I also swung by Steak and Shake for a dillywhopper and a vanilla milkshake. I took my seat in the auditorium, eager for the performance to begin. But no sooner did the lights go out than my tummy began to rumble fiercely. I tried to wheel my way out, but rolled too fast and flipped out of my chair. However, my wheelchair was still powering on and continued forward, and my shoelace got caught behind it! It dragged me around the auditorium, and I was so scared, why I just let all of it out and sprayed everyone in the audience down. That's when my wheelchair exploded, killing everyone but me. I really want to make it up somewhat, what should I do?