How to do these stuff ?

Before you start reading this out, you can consider me a great fool. Because i am feeling horrible at not knowing these simple things. Now my question is that some one told me this: "Prepare a face pack with a fruit(apple,papaya,banana) and rose water/milk and apply on our face. Wash after 20 mins. Wash your face with gram flour. Make a paste of mint leaves and apply on your face. This helps reduce pinples too. This stuff worked for me and mom." Now can anyone please tell in detail how to prepare a face pack and how to wash my face with gram flour and last how to make paste of mint leaves.Please do specify the amount of ingredients i shall use and timing, please consider me a fool, and give a full detailed specification. The person with most detailed and understandable reply is directly eligible for a best answer from my side. Please do not make fun, it's dam serious for me.